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It was a god's meeting.
A god's meeting!?
We caught Akemo-san and told him that Ikoma-chan is in trouble.
[Ikoma-chan is in trouble!?]
And then Nojou-san...
[Nojou-san is in trouble!?]
By chance, Shirai-san was there.
[Shirai-san is in trouble!?]
That Ikuta-san!
He had a two-shot with Ijiri-waka.
[Ikuta-san had a two-shot with Ijiri-waka!?]
This is the 5th episode of "No Giving Go!".
If I were to describe this episode in the words of young people today...
- I see. - It's a "god episode".
"God episode"!?
As "No Giving Go!" where everything can be summarized in this 5th episode...
we asked ourselves if we could make anything more.
- First of all, it's an opening prank. - We did it.
- The title of this episode is "Ridiculous Dodgeball". - I see.
Since it's "Ridiculous Dodgeball", we're filming it in secret from the members entering the studio.
Like, "Okay, everyone, please catch the ball".
There's a basket of balls on a small table.
As soon as the members go to catch them...
they come out of the basket and chase them around. That's the opening prank.
- It's the 5th episode, right? - It's the 5th.
Since it's the 5th episode, I'm not used to my tongue or my briefs yet...
- so if I chase them, they'll run away. - They're running away like crazy.
If you look at the script, it says "catch one person and call the title".
I don't know who I should catch.
I caught the person I really wanted to chase in front of me...
- and it was Akimo and Manachan who I caught. - Wow.
- The current captain. - The current captain, yes.
- I caught Akimo... - Yes.
- and said, "Okay, "No Giving Go!" is about to start". - Yes.
I said, "No Giving Go!" and I caught Akimo with my tongue.
The first member of Nogizaka 46 who I caught with my tongue was Akimo.
- Akimo was the first one. - Yes.
- This is a memorable moment. - It's a memorable moment.
- Yes, it was the first time for everyone but for Akimo. - It was the first time for everyone.
- And it all started with this crazy dodgeball. - Crazy dodgeball.
Of course, this is a rule that AKB judges have come up with in AKB.
Dodgeball has "crazy" written on it.
And the person who was hit by the dodgeball has to do the crazy thing.
And it all started with Nagashima.
- He's good at it. - Nagashima hit Ikoma-chan.
- When Mori-p came and talked about Ikoma-chan... - I knew it.
He said it, but he had to say it in detail.
- And it said "gum patch" on the crazy dodgeball. - It said "gum patch" on it.
- You add this gum and pull it, but it's scary, right? - It's scary. It's really scary.
You pull it really hard and say "Ikoma-chan, let's go!"
But when you say "pero pero pero" to this gum and Ikoma-chan says "no!"
- The gum will talk, right? - It will talk. It will go "waah!"
- And that energy will come to me. - It will come.
- First of all, laughter will be born. - Okay, okay.
- "Ikoma-chan, nice!" - Yes.
After that, when you have to do it again, you'll say "Ikoma-chan, this is bad."
When you don't know which one you ate, it will come and say "try smelling it."
You will smell it and say "this is embarrassing" and say "how did you know?"
- Because of the smell of gum patch. - That's what you say, right?
- The smell of toothpaste is because of the smell of gum patch. - Because of the smell of gum patch.
It's a perfect flow up to this point.
You say "because it's scary" and say "gum patch" for 5 seconds.
- You talk in 5, 4, 3, 2. - You talk.
- You react to Ikoma-chan. - Yes.
- You go up to Ikoma-chan and say "is everyone okay?" - You go up to Ikoma-chan and say "is everyone okay?"
- During that time, I steal that gum patch and say "Ikoma-chan, hurry up and notice it." - You steal it.
Ikoma-chan, notice it! If you don't notice it, I'll lick you!
- It's a good part of the scene where you say "no!" and it comes out and passes you. - It's a good part of the scene where you say "no!" and it passes you.
- The staff will be reflected in it. - Yes.
And then Mouri-san will explode.
- It's a good part of the scene where you say "no!" and it comes out and passes you. - It's a good part of the scene where you say "no!" and it comes out and passes you.
- I was 48 years old at the time, and I was playing the role of Okama on stage. - I see.
- If you practice playing Okama for a month, you will naturally say "no" in real life, so you should be careful about this. - I see.
- You say "no" normally, so it came out on the screen. - I see.
- This is the flow of the story so far. - Yes.
- You can watch Ikoma-chan's VTR about 200 times without getting tired of it. - Yes.
- Ikoma-chan's part is that there is no script like Mouri-san's. - I see.
- I hope you all watch it. - Yes.
- And the next one is also a legend. - Yes.
- I'm just saying it's godly. - It's godly.
- The next one that says "muchaburi dojibori" is "sumen hayaguri". - It came out!
- And Ik-chan gets hit by it. - Ik-chan usually drinks vinegar, so he has a lot of strong vinegar. - Yes.
- When you think you're going to react, you eat it and say "it's delicious". - This is bad.
- If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. - I think it's Wakatsuki-san's voice.
- He said "I always drink vinegar in the farm". - Oh, you said it there.
- And the farm girl sits down. - She sits down.
- Ikoma-chan's fine play is here. - One of them appears here.
- Ikoma-chan, did you think you wouldn't succeed if you didn't get a reaction from the farm girl here? - Yes.
- And when the farm girl drinks it, she adds vinegar. - She adds vinegar.
- The farm girl eats it. - She eats it.
- After eating it for one second, she spits it out like a legend. - It's delicious.
- The fifth "no giving" is Ikoma-chan's "gum punch". - "Gum punch", yes.
- Then, the farm girl spits out the vinegar. - Yes.
- "How can I go any further than this?"
- The next one is "macha 50kg diet". - Yes.
- And Akimoto-san gets hit by it. - Yes.
- And Akimoto-san puts in this giant balloon, right? - Yes.
- And at that time, he says "please don't rampage" while shaking it. - Yes, yes.
- And Akimoto-san understands it. - Yes.
- He chases the members around, right and left, right and left. He doesn't know when it's going to burst. - He doesn't know.
- It bursts just when you come to the center. - It bursts. It's amazing.
- It's okay, you can get it, right? - Yes, you can get it. It's in the middle of the city.
- Right? - Yes.
- "I stopped at a good standing position", I say. - Yes.
- And I say this to Akimoto-san... - I have it!
- And Akimoto-san says... - I have it!
- "Yes", and I clap here. - Clap! Clap!
- And where I have to make a voice call... - Yes?
- Akimoto-kun says it. - Ah! "Kun" finally...
- It came out! After Matsumura-kun! - After Matsumura-kun!
The second time I didn't make a voice call was here.
- This time, Akimoto-san didn't make a voice call. - Akimoto-kun is...
I found it!
[Akimoto-kun's voice call]
- The next one is... "Stinking air cannon". - Ohohohoho!
- It's like an electric car experiment. - Yes, yes.
- There's a ring in a cardboard box like this... - Yes, yes.
- And if you pop it, the air ring will go. - Yes, yes.
- It really stinks. - It stinks a lot.
- It's in a cardboard box like this... - Yes, yes.
- But I have a small bottle like this prepared by the staff... - Ah!
Please let someone smell it.
- It just so happened that Shiraishi-san was there. - "Just smell it a little."
- I said it and it really smelled! - Yes, yes.
- I smelled it a little and said, "Whoa!!"
- The camera didn't catch up and I fell down.
- I made that Shiraishi-san smell the smell of poop and smoke. - Yes, yes.
- I did that to Fukagawa-san and... - Yes, yes.
- I made Fukagawa-san smell the smell of poop and... - Yes, yes.
- Fukagawa-san also fell off the chair and did a reaction for me. - Yes, yes.
- You said "seibo", right? - Yes, I said "seibo" for Fukagawa-san.
- "Seibo" and "onarao" (fart)
- It's a great combination! - It's the exact opposite of that.
- And at the very end of this "muchaburi dodgeball"... - Yes?
- "gyaku ebi gatame" comes up as a word. - "Gyaku ebi gatame"!
- The one who gets it right is Nishino-san. - Nishino-san!
- This is where it comes up! - "Who will do the 'gyaku ebi gatame'?"
- When it comes up, it's the female professional bull Nakano-san. - Yes.
- She makes Nishino-san lean forward like this... - She makes him lean forward like this...
- "Raise your legs!" - "Raise your legs!"
- And then she raises her legs and the male professional bull stands up and says...
- "Open your legs for Nishino-san!" - Really?
- This is awful! "Open your crotch like this!"
- For Nishino-san! - I can't ask Nishino-san to "open your legs"
- He can't say it, right? - But the male professional bull can, right?
- And Nishino-san says "This is embarrassing!" and this comment is cute, too.
- "The exact opposite of 'gyaku ebi gatame'" - Yes, because it's the opposite of that.
I thought she would cry, so I asked her to give up early, but she didn't give up easily.
She gave up while saying, "That's enough, that's enough."
The fifth time is to take the fourth time after taking this penalty game.
However, Nishino's reaction when she was told the fourth time was very exciting.
She said she wasn't good at variety shows because she was so excited after taking this embarrassing and painful penalty game.
Looking back, I think she liked variety shows as much as I thought.
I was very happy that she was doing the opening of the next recording with such a fun look after being so embarrassed and painful.
So there's more to say that this episode is a god's episode throughout the whole thing.
There's more here.
Every time, there's a member who's not good at variety shows and a member who's not good at variety shows, but this time there was.
This time it was Ikuta.
It was one or the other.
Ikuta, you know, you said it was delicious and ate it.
Actually, after Ikuta said, "This time it's no good," and I thought I had to say it, but Ikoma- chan said, "It wasn't interesting unless you did it in one shot."
She said what I had to say.
So Iku-chan, you're not good at it now.
Ikoma-chan said that I was told by Ijii-san.
So Iku-chan and Ikoma-chan did a two-shot and there were members together and they said, "Yes, today is Ikuta's high-speed tongue-kissing."
Ikoma-chan said, "I'm embarrassed," but Ikoma-chan said, "I have to do it," and Ikoma-chan did it in a two-shot.
That Ikuta-san.
Now musicals and such are coming out a lot.
I'm really sorry that Ijii-san and Ikoma-san are doing tongue-kissing in a two-shot.
Ikuta-san and Ikoma-san, I'm sorry, but I saw Iku- chan's tongue in slow motion.
Oh, Ijii-san?
Wow, this is funny again.
I say this every time, but Ijii-san's tongue was up and down with his tongue out, but Iku-chan's tongue was up and down with it in, so Iku-chan's flow was different.
I see.
Ijii-san lined up next to me and said that his tongue was out of line.
That's why this god meeting from beginning to end.
It's a god meeting.
This fifth episode is a wonderful production.
To be honest, from the opening prank...
From the opening prank...
We caught Akimo-san.
And it was this episode that the first personal attack tongue was born.
It was this episode.
And the dodgeball with Ikoma-chan.
Dodgeball.
This flow was perfect.
And Nojo-san's tongue was down.
And Akimoto-kun was calling me.
And Shirai-san snorted and reacted.
And Nishino-san spread his legs.
And Iku-chan and I did a two-shot and did a high- speed tongue.
And I definitely want you to broadcast this.
If there's anything I didn't notice in the last episode, please comment.
That's right.
When I read the last comment,
there was one person who said, "Iku-chan, you were doing a high-speed tongue."
Thank you for talking about this this time.
That's right.
I got a hint from those comments.
Thank you very much.
Now, we've broadcasted the fifth episode of "Kamikai".
We'll look back on the sixth episode and look forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
Today...
It's an event where group idols called "peel the apple" get together for the first time.
The first "peel the apple" meeting!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!